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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it’s either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke….. in which I talk about having a wife.
Do bees even have knees?
Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.
I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
I had the greatest bowel movement at 2am......unfortunately I woke up at 8am (<>..<>)
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
No. My hair magically got shorter.
Sometimes I send status updates from my phone so it looks like I left the house.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.