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It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2015.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
My wife is a perfectionist but she made an exception in my case.
Been coughing all night & day, can`t seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie.
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.
To settle an argument, think about why you are wrong and why she has boobs.
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.
So, All my exes live in Texas; Exactly, how does one go about scheduling a tornado ?