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Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
How does Ice-T order an Iced Tea without sounding like a douche?
If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!