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No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
In retrospect, replying "Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory", probably wasn`t the best way to respond to my therapist.
I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them