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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
I helped my girlfriend with the dinner last night. I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
I just ended a long-term relationship today ... I’m ok though, it wasn’t mine.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
Just bought me a medical alert bracelet that says... "probably just sh!tfaced"
God is creative... I mean look at me??
I am used but in good condition.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It`s like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.
They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.