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I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
My favorite beer is the next one.
I used to date this girl that worked at Hasbro, but I finally got sick of all her games.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
I`m tired of hearing about Republicans this and Democrats that. For Christ`s sake people, don`t you realize on July 15th the Twinkie comes back?!?!?!?!
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
"Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"