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Apparently getting injured while in the KISS Army doesn`t make you eligible for V.A. benefits.
To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn`t actually catch the murder on video?
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
This status is mine....I licked it.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
I received an email from a hacker that had accessed my bank account. It simply read, "LOL".
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
eHarmony has a 24 month plan. How ugly do you have to be to need 2 years to find someone?
According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
Sometimes I really think I have my life together...and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out.
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up