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Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer`f*ck off` to `go away`.
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Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
I`m at an age where I no longer want to marry a doctor for his money, but rather for the prescription medications he can provide.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
buying an old Mercedes Benz so that people may think you have been rich all along
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
I`ll never fall in love untill and unless love falls on me!
Today somebody called me a model! Well they said "poster boy for birth control", but I knew what they meant.