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Calling credit cards "a convenient alternative to cash" is like calling crystal meth a "diet substitute".
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots.
I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
The only way to communicate with a drunk person is to get hammered too.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?