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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
I`m starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to “Widowed”, it’s time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.
When someone tells you they are getting a divorce, a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told, twice now.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
Man, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
You`ll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.
I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It’s my day off, but I like to keep him informed.