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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
Your family tree must look like a cactus........everybody on it is a pr!ck
How can I love nature when it did this to my hair?
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
I use profanity, the way Picasso used a paint brush
I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
I`m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Football: 22 people on the field desperately in need of rest and 75,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk? ... my apocolypse plans depend on it ... thanks!
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.