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I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
I would explain it to you again, but I am fresh out of puppets and crayons.
No one appreciates the special genius of your conversation like the dog does
My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
If I could time travel, I`d make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
There needs to be more “damn it I missed my exit” exits.
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
I have nothing!