Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.
The only thing I`m really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I`ll probably never be able to retire.
Dieting is for the birds. Which is why you hardly ever see a fat bird.
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
I don`t just sing in my shower, I perform.
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
I`ve never been skydiving, but I`ve zoomed in on Google Earth really, really fast.
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why the heck is there a song about it?
Life is just better when you’re laughing.
Tomorrow I`m going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
My sex life is like a Ferrari ... I don`t have a Ferrari
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books