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They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting . . . I nearly couldn’t finish my sandwich.
A broken clock is right twice a day. I guess what I am saying is, that a broken clock is right more than you.
Anyone else ever thought about farting into one of those plastic cylinders at the bank drive-thru?
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Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn`t sell air.
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Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
The institutions won`t take me so I am all yours.
Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station`s phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
Line forms here for spankings
If you weren`t supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn`t package them in rows of 15.