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It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if Iād like whipped cream on it.
I`ve seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad.
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
Keep it up and I`ll make sure u end up on a milk carton.
I need something that`s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
My best friend sent me a message saying,"Your stupid," I replied,"atleast I know the difference between you`re and your,"
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ā My stages of getting ready for work