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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
I`m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn`t know you did that for fun.
Perhaps we should hold elections on the last Friday of November, with polling stations at Walmart, Target and Apple
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
Plastic Surgery is Photoshop for people who go outside.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
Sometimes when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
I try not to limit my madness to March.
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.