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Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
"IT`S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON`T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
I`ve got good news and bad news. The good news is this status is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
I’ve been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree.
Finally got my sh!t together... Now if I can just remember where I put it
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
Laugh now but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world.