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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
This Crazy Weather Makes Me Want To Masturbate Furiously!!!
Why is maple syrup so expensive?.. It grows on trees doesn`t it?
I wonder if the psycho hitchhiker ever gets picked up by the psycho driver. Now there`s a movie I`d pay to see.
If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there`s a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream.
I`m not saying we should kill all the incompetent people. I`m simply suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
I am deleting my twitter right now! Not to seem paranoid but I think people are following me!
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
When I rule the world, it will be illegal to have an opinion until you`ve proven that you are not an idiot.
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
I`m off and running like a wounded herd of turtles on valium
I fight evil wherever it may be ... except in dark, scary places.