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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you`re right fellas, men are smarter than women.
So you constantly feel sorry for yourself and feel the need to tell everyone all about it. I can’t imagine why he left you.
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
My friends always use to say, "there`s plenty of fish in the sea." But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets