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Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
It`s funny how you think it`s your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets
Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.
Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?