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I put the o in illiterate!
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "there´s one."
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
"Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
What if 11:11 actually works but there`s one person in this world that`s wishing for everyone`s wishes to not come true?
I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.