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I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
Honestly, I`m so awesome that I wish I could meet myself and get my own autograph.
I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook… When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
I was gonna call you... but I`m still sober.
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.
Cologne - because people shouldn`t have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
Whoever said you can’t “like” your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Subway only exists because we`re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here`s $8."