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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
2 cops walk into a bar... I don`t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it`s important that you lower your expectations.
Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.