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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
That son of a b*tch moment when you`re walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
I was in a bar when a girl called me a cheapskate. So I threw her drink in her face.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
Every time someone says "Have a nice day!", I yell "DON`T F**KING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be.
When someone tells you they`re playing a STD game... But you later realise they were talking about Spot The Difference.