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E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
Care less and you’ll stress less.
You have got to have worse hand-eye coordination than a lama on crack
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
My living room is pretty much a fat camp without rules.
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
Do these people in movies who wander off into the woods alone at night not watch movies?
To avoid being eaten by Zombies go to "settings", "public", and uncheck the box that says "Facebook users taste like chicken"
HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"
Guy on plane: So, where are you going? Me: I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.