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My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
If I could turn invisible I’d go to Paris and beat up a performing street mime… The amount of applause he’d get would be amazing!
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
It`s so cold out I`ve turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.
People who over-exaggerate make me so mad that I just want to light everyone on fire.
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"