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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers.
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
John has 35 candy bars. If John eats 27 of them what does he have? .... Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Velcro is a ripoff
Adding “and sh!t” to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
“Should I add more liquor?” is the most ridiculous question I’ve ever been asked.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
Being sick is your bodies way of saying “Hey, you really need to catch up on some TV”.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....