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You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
Beer is good, but beers are better.
Got kicked out of the local casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
Don’t ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you’re taking her to eat. Then take her to her first guess.
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
That moment when being uncool, is cool