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"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
The part of "no" that I don´t understand is the part where I don´t get what I want
I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
That moment when you run into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master.
The problem with the general public is that it`s made of people.
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos ..I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?