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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
Tip to get out of jury duty: Begin every answer with "According to the prophecy."
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Lesson Learned: I poured bleach on the asshole that cut me off at the self-checkout. According to the cop, I misunderstood asshole bleaching.
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
"Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupid."
Question everything...Or should you?
I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.