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If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
Home is where the pants aren`t.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it`s wide use three fingers, make sure it`s wet and rub up and down. Yep that`s how you wash a cup.
Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
Why don`t strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
I`d take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
I`m going crazy! Get in, you`re riding shotgun!
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can’t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
I think my phone has a Miley virus,It stopped twerking
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.