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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
I`ve decided I`m not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
All the good ones are either taken or imaginary.
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
My therapist says I`m paranoid, which is exactly what you might expect from a shapeshifting lizard hired by the CIA to track my whereabouts.
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
Iām Not Arguing. Iām Simply Explaining Why Iām Right.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.