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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
Im pretty sure that my shrink this week mumbled "this is pure gold" under his breath
Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Thursday.
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible…but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell!
If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
Stop complaining about being single!!, we have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds don`t serve breakfast after 10:30 -.-
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.