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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
My mom at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mom in the morning: Wake the f*ck up you lazy piece of sh!t.
Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
If I had a time machine I`d set it to "back in the day", just to see what everyone is talking about.
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
I do this thing called "Whatever The F*ck I Want".
When a newscaster says; "I am live at the scene with a person who witnessed the accident," what they really mean is; "Check out this douchetard we found at the scene of this crash."
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!