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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
the ulitmate moment is when your identical twin says your ugly
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Looking forward to `Breaking Bad` merchandise. Especially the cook book.
I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
At what number beer are you offically not working from home anymore?
Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.