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Does the Food Network deliver?
I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.
I’ve noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.
I plucked my first gray hair today ... Man, that lady was upset.
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!
How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?
If I lived everyday like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.