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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
I went on two diets because there wasn’t enough food on just the one.
Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $1. watching ur kid bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?
MARRIAGE TIP: Don`t get fat.
It`s no fun if you have permission.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.