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I like the parts of the day when food happens.
?-- that guy is cute ?
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa
Here`s a list of the things I have to look forward to today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Drinking after work
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
All the advantages right-handed people have are cancelled out when we have to do our banking at the drive-up ATM left-handed.
Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they’ll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food.
Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.