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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
Yo! My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot how to reduce their fractions.
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
I`d like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
Every day is St. Patrick`s Day when you`re a drunk who likes to pinch people.
I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
That moment when you have so many things to do...So you decide to take a nap instead!
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.