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If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Sunday is Mother`s Day, which means Facebook is gonna be annoying as crap...
I`m glad it`s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the sh!t I should be doing.
Preheating an oven requires too much commitment.
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
I`m not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
Dear human, you get mad when i wake you up and also get mad when i dont. Sincerely confused, Alarm Clock.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: