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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot
Iām pretty much always down for a snack.
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
My life coach just benched me.
Humans claim to be the superior species, but a penguin can use its own body as a toboggan so who`s the real winner?
Every time I do laundry I throw one sock in the garbage, because I lose sh*t on my own terms.
Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.