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K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.