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Partying on my level requires years of training.
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
When you`re out & your cell battery is low: 1) lower screen brightness 2) turn off WiFi 3) crawl under table 4) weep softly til help arrives
Okay, I can`t take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don’t really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don’t really mean it.
My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.