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30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he`s adopted.
All women are bad for me. At least that`s what my wife says.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I think its nice my vacuum cleaner has head lights. Just in case I wanna wake up in the middle of the night and clean in the dark, or wake up my dog making him think he’s getting hit by a
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven`t died yet.
Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
"I`ll let you know" = I need more time to come up with an excuse
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
Stupidity should be painful...really!!!
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he`s a keeper.
why we do not have a romance class...............
If we`re in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.