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Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That sh!t hurt.
Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the sh!t out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
She lost me at, "I don`t watch football."
I`m going to invent a cleaning product that kills .1% of all germs and bacteria. It doesn`t sound very effective, but I`m going to get it placed right next to all the other cleaning products that kill 99.9% of all germs and bacteria.
Rest area restrooms are weird. The guy in stall next to me has four feet.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.