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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist....
Maybe my goal was to be a 35 year old loser on the Internet ... You don`t know.
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
Being a vegetarian is hard at first but after a month or so you get used to telling everyone you`re a vegetarian.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
Oh, so you are thinking about me? I am also thinking about myself.....
Anyone know how to get a red wine stain off a baby? asking for a friend
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their sh!t together.
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.