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It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
I don`t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
If you don`t believe that women will actually fight over a pair of shoes, you`ve never watched The Wizard of Oz!
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?