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A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
Why can’t they make the whole week out of Saturdays?
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
I just changed my WiFi password to "blowmefirst." I can`t wait for someone to ask me for it!
If you really want to know how she feels about you, get her drunk & then piss her off.
You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.