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What do you call a woman with big breasts who doesn`t make sandwiches? A compromise.
I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows sincerely & does exactly as he says is a photographer
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
New Game: Attach a mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.