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Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
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Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
Just found out that I’m 53 Cheetos tall.
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait… Regular or Asian?
No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
I just heard someone say "I can`t wait for 13/13/13" .....let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.