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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
My last relationship was a lot like The Notebook. It felt like it lasted forever and we both wanted to die towards the end.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
I`m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
Noise cancelling toilets should be a thing.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it`s the alarm clock in the morning.
Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.
I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.