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I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
?-- that guy is cute ?
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
Love means never being able to like another girl’s selfie on Instagram ever again.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
It`s fun to leave a note on the windshield of an expensive car saying sorry I smashed it, but I fixed it so well that you can`t tell.
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."
Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad! And you said I`d never amount to anything...
My sex life is like a Ferrari ... I don`t have a Ferrari
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.