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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
It`s scientifically proven that stress is caused by giving a f*ck.
Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
I failed my driver`s test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."