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I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
I suspect my gravestone will have a pretty serious urine discoloration not long after I`m gone.
I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle!
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you.
The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier.
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
More people should be at a loss for words.
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
Kinda makes you wonder how many employees used to piss on their hands in the bathroom before management finally took action
It’s amazing what I’m able to get done when I need to do something else.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?