Daily Silly Status

How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That’s it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations.

Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair

This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she`s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.

Snakes are terrifying because they can`t trip and fall over sh!t. No creature should possess such power.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.

Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.

My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.

It deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Tihs wulod not be psibsole if yuor sutipd. I hpoe for yuor skae you wree albe to raed tihs or taht maens yuor an idoit or barin dmagaed.

HANGOVER!!!!! it`s God`s way of sayin "u kicked a$$ last night"

I`m tough and can take whatever life throws at me ... Especially if its dipped in chocolate first.

Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.

Recent survey asked people in the U.S if there are too many immigrants: 17% said yes, 83% said Lo siento, no hablan Inglés

Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, does it really have calories?

What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.